What good is a web site if you can't send me spam, bad joke emails, prank call me at 3am, or tell Chuck Norris where to find me so he can beat me senseless? Personally, I love the attention because I'm an old, sad, lonely man. However, I'm also available for lots of opportunities, such as web and print design needs, fill-in guitarist and vocalist, studio musician for recordings, or even web marketing analyst. If you wish to contact me regarding design services, music, gigs, my band or office, or for any other reason, I suggest the following methods:
If you know me outside of the virtual world, you likely have my phone number or email address. If you don't, fill out the form and I'll get the info to you. However, some people still prefer social networking sites. Personally, I've come to the conclusion that social networking is just a lousy excuse to not have real-life contact with people.
I've grown weary of web-only friendships to be honest with you, and if it's worth a real-life friendship to you, we can communicate like the good old days: phone, hanging out, hey - even email and text messages will suffice. But if you would rather keep up with me online, I have ONE social network still active: twitter. I prefer the site as its design limits private discussion and "personal web site" characteristics. You can follow me there if you really prefer it to real-world contact.
For those of you who don't yet know me, after you pat yourself on the back for being so fortunate for this long, you may use the following form to send me a message and completely wreck your lucky streak. Please remember to include your contact information or I won't be able to reply. Of course, if you wish to remain anonymous, simply type only your message without contact information. If you desire to not contact me at all, simply type nothing in the form whatsoever.
I think that covers everything. If you need my phone number, email address, shoe size, or blood type, please use one of the above methods to contact me and if warranted, I will get that information to you. It used to be listed here on the site, but due to some pretty hefty spam harvesting, I've decided to reduce it to these methods. Don't take it personally. Unless you send spam. Then take it very, very personally. So much so that it keeps you up awake at night asking youself, "why? what did i ever do to him? how can i make this right?" You can make it right by sending me a sammich.
